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Do Trampy Women Cause Earthquakes?

April 19, 2010 by Alison  
Filed under Alison's Blog, Beauty & Style, Fashion

Do trampy women cause earthquakes?  It’s a question I frequently ask and today the answer to this mystery was finally revealed.  “A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes” the Associated Press reports.  Here is a quote from the article:  

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.  Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.

I don’t even know what to say.  I’m speechless. 

I mean, how did he know?  How did he finally figure out that we, in our glorious slut gear, are responsible for plate tectonics? 

This is how it happens:  Women go outside revealing a little too much leg, (or if you are in Iran, a little too much wrist).  Then, within hours, the earth opens up and swallows an entire city.  

It’s that simple.  Yet, oddly enough, even my college Geology professor didn’t see the link. 

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi – you’ve really done it!  And in your honor, I think it is only right that scientists call your discovery “The Ho Theory of Plate Tectonics.” 

Here is a link to the full article on yahoo news.  Read and enjoy!