The Official Site of Author, Humorist and TV Personality Alison James » Taco Bell http://improveyouraim.com Insights, commentary, and fresh ammunition by author and humorist Alison James Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:34:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 One Way His New Job Will Affect You That You Didn’t Think Of http://improveyouraim.com/2009/07/16/one-way-his-new-job-will-affect-you-that-you-didn%e2%80%99t-think-of/ http://improveyouraim.com/2009/07/16/one-way-his-new-job-will-affect-you-that-you-didn%e2%80%99t-think-of/#comments Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:00:35 +0000 Alison http://improveyouraim.com/?p=596 If the guy in your life is looking for a new job, at some point he will ask you for your opinion on where he should work.  As you consider his options, you’ll probably think about how much each job pays, what his responsibilities will be, and the type of people he’ll be working with.  But before you give him your recommendation, there is another critical factor you must consider:  What stores will be across the street from his new office?

Why, you ask?  Well, think back to the gifts he gave you for your birthday, your anniversary, and other holidays.  Do you see a pattern?  He bought all of them at one of the stores near his office, didn’t he?

Men buy gifts at the last minute.  They run out during their lunch hour on Valentine’s Day and buy the last card on the rack at CVS.  They stop on the way home from work on your birthday to buy you whatever they find at the front of the nearest store.   So, if your guy works near a Taco Bell, you can pretty much count on receiving a coupon for a bean burrito for your next anniversary.  If you don’t like bean burritos, you might want to steer him toward that job in the jewelry district.  Copyright © 2009 Alison James

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