Drag out your giant bags of Halloween candy, if you still have any left, and check out the packaging. Do any of the bags you purchased say “Fun Size!” on the front? Does anyone have any idea what this term means? What is so darn fun about “Fun Size” candy bars?
We all know from experience that it’s certainly not fun when you have to unwrap 25 of those tiny little suckers to feel even remotely satisfied. They are so small, that if you sip water with them, they slip down your throat like a vitamin.
There is nothing fun about trying to shove all of those wrappers in your pocket at a party so people don’t notice you’ve been eating fun size candy bars all night.
It is definitely not fun when someone eats all the good ones and you get stuck digging through a giant bowl of Charleston Chews trying to find the one Kit Kat they missed on the bottom.
And there couldn’t be anything less “fun” than watching someone eat just one and walk away. Meanwhile, the rest of us stand near the bowl like junkies saying “I’m just going to have one more Reese’s peanut butter cup…seriously, I really mean it this time.”
It’s tough to figure out what the candy marketers were thinking when they decided to call these menacing little treats “Fun Size.” A fun size candy bar to me would be one too big to fit in the front seat of my car. Copyright © 2009 Alison James