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The World Without Women: A Photo Progression Analysis
Did you ever put laundry or other items on the stairs expecting your guy to carry them up, only to find that hours later, they are still there? I put a towel on the stairs and it did not move for two days. I started thinking “What would happen if I wasn’t around?” So, I turned the problem over to the FBI and they used age progression photo techniques to determine what the scene might look like if men were left to their own devices and women were no longer in the picture.
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Surviving a Breakup
I Used to Miss Him…But My Aim is Improving: Not Your Ordinary Breakup Survival Guide
Are you going through a breakup? Are men driving you insane? “I Used to Miss Him…But My Aim is Improving” is a breakup survival guide full of tips and information that will help you get over the jackass and get on with your life. So get out from under the covers, get dressed, and get your butt to the bookstore.
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Featured Posts
When Men Bake Saint Patrick’s Day Cookies
It’s not every day that a guy bakes Saint Patrick’s Day cookies, but believe it or not, last night it happened. He got out the cookie sheets, a roll of Slice ‘N Bake sugar cookie dough, and went at it. It was all going fine for a while. Nothing was on fire, the kitchen was still intact, and no alarms were going off. But at some point, the testosterone-filled part of his brain took over and he started adventure-seeking – in the kitchen.
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Some of the Greatest Lessons I’ve Learned in Life Have Come from Office PowerPoint Presentations
If you don’t work in an office setting and you’ve never received a 30-page PowerPoint presentation outlining someone’s latest and greatest new business idea, you might not appreciate this post. Everyone else will understand what I mean when I say some of the greatest lessons I’ve learned in life have come from PowerPoint presentations that my coworkers have given, lessons like:
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Are the Gift Cards in Your Wallet Controlling Your Life?
We all receive gift cards on occasion – those plastic little nuggets of kindness that people sometimes give to each other as a gift in lieu of a tangible item. While we always appreciate the gesture, all too often we file these gift cards away in the back of our wallet and promptly forget about them. And it is there that the trouble begins.
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Do Couples Who Announce “We Are Pregnant” Know Something I Don’t Know?
I recently heard a woman announce to the world “We are pregnant!” and I was a little confused. I distinctly remember learning about reproduction in high school biology class and the idea of a man being pregnant never came up even once. I’m pretty sure that unless something has changed, the state of two people being pregnant together in some weird fusion of reproductive organs is technically not possible.
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How to Make a Bed: A Visual Guide for Men
Many women complain that the guy in their life never makes the bed or cleans up after himself. They say things like “He doesn’t do a thing to help out around the house” or “He’s such a slob” or “He doesn’t even notice when our apartment is a mess.” But let’s give men the benefit of the doubt for a minute. Maybe they want to make the bed in the morning but they don’t do it because they simply don’t know how.
